During Sex:101 Things You Shouldn’t Say

101 Things You Shouldn’t Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!

2. You woke me up for that?

3. Did I mention the video camera?

4. Do you smell something burning?

5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead…

6. Try breathing through your nose.

7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!

8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Read more

Popularity: 3% [?]

Limousine: Swimming Pool

Mini stretch limo makes world debut in Athens

Mini is taking the craze for personalization to extreme lengths with the launch of a six metre long Mini Cooper S limo called the Mini XXL which will make its world premiere in Athens this week.

The six wheel, four door, six seater stretch MINI Cooper S features the John Cooper Works Tuning Kit and was built by a specialist coach builder in Los Angeles. Fully loaded with all of the toys you would expect to find in a limousine, the MINI XXL comes equipped with a retractable flat screen TV, a DVD player, CD and radio, air conditioning, sunroof, full black leather and a telephone in the rear so that passengers can communicate with the driver. However, the highlight of the MINI XXL is the whirlpool integrated into the rear section of the car. The whirlpool seats two people and is easy to operate. Its detachable roof means that it can be covered when not in use and emptying it is a simple matter of pulling the plug to release the water.

To accommodate the extra body length of the MINI XXL, the car is supported by a third rear axle that has two additional wheels.

Following its stay in Athens the MINI XXL will commence a tour around Europe and parts of Asia where it is set to be the star attraction at various events.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Keeley Hazell Bikini: The Weather Report

Here’s Keeley Hazell in a bikini promoting some new crap body spray for men with low self esteem, and poor senses of

smell. Either that, or Keeley is doing the weather report, and it appears to be a cold day in London

Popularity: 14% [?]

Unusual Teenager: Ashleigh Morris

Teenager Ashleigh Morris can’t go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day’s work - she’s

allergic to water.

Even sweating brings the 19-year-old out in a painful rash.

Ashleigh, from Melbourne, Australia, is allergic to water of any temperature, a condition she’s lived with since she was 14.

She suffers from an extremely rare skin disorder called Aquagenic Urticaria - so unusual that only a handful of cases are documented worldwide.

When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.
Read more

Popularity: 2% [?]

MP3 Player: Tie Clip

The tie clip MP3 player is exactly what is says, a tie clip MP3 player. What?s a tie clip? For shame! A tie clip is a simple

clasp or clip used to keep the two dangling ends of a tie together. Sometimes it?s even clipped to the dress shirt underneath so your tie won?t move. Now, throw in a single line LCD, some simple play/stop controls, and a little flash memory and you?ve got yourself a tie clip MP3 player.

You can even use it as a messaging panel, like a ?Hello, my name is. . ., ? or casually slip into the Republican convention with ?Bush Sucks? flashing for all to see.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Fashion Cellphone : Edge Phone

The Edge phone is designed for the style conscious fashionistas. The name has nothing to do with data speed. In fact

we don?t even know what this phone is capable of because as with all fashion phones, looks rein supreme and the Edge phone makes sure you notice with its glowing glass keyboard.

To answer an incoming call, slide the glass keyboard out. An embedded LED illuminates the etched numerics via refraction creating a glowing effect. The only visible lines is the microphone wiring which designer Chris Owens has cleverly disguised as a keyboard border.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Condom: New York Style

New York City, the birth place of gigantic phallic concrete towers, is one the few cities in the US that has managed to

move away from its puritanical origins and step responsibly into the 21st century. Sure, it is still difficult to get a decent lap dance in Manhattan, but at least the city has your back(and front) when it comes to practicing safe sex. The city?s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene unveiled its 2008 safer sex awareness campaign, which includes a variety of mass media drops and the distribution of at least 200 free condom dispensers in TriBorough area. Design agency FUSEPROJECT was responsible for bringing to market this dispenser and wrapper design that can ?help bring condoms out of the closet,? said Yves Behar, founder of the San Francisco-based design agency. ?The brand?s friendly design and the dispenser?s approachable shape convey openness and acceptance. They say condoms are nothing to be embarrassed about.?

Popularity: 2% [?]

Next Page »